• 00:20 Watching Jenna Wolfe from the @todayshow on Iron Chef. Can't wait to work with her this summer at Ballooncamp.com and Diamondjam.com #
• 13:56 @Ludakit woo-hoo!!!! #
• 13:57 I know more about this woman in the waiting room than I want to. Hang up the phone. #
• 21:39 @Ludakit I LOVE going to movies by myself. How was it? #
• 21:51 Put this on my tombstone "I came into this world against my consent, and I'll leave this world against my will." (Phil Laak) #

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• 01:08 Late night snack. twitpic.com/8nnbj #
• 14:55 I would be most appreciative if someone could shoot me in the foot to get me out of my current situation. Just my foot please. #
• 15:02 The crowd I'm surrounded by just sang a 12 tone row version of "Happy Birthday" #
• 15:07 The crowd I'm with is doing nothing to help my general impression of race fans. Twitter friends excluded. #
• 15:16 Things I learned today: it is possible to have a mohawk AND a mullet. #
• 15:23 @cndktr No, but it's on the TV in the background. #
• 21:26 This scares the hell out of me. www.usdebtclock.org/ #

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• 00:57 Ahhhhhhh........ #
• 00:58 Spending time with the family of shared experiences is effin' fantastic. #
• 11:44 The groom and his family. twitpic.com/8ku9r #
• 19:51 Wondering where @leighbsmith is #

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• 23:22 @allyugadawg Check your email. Cheers! #
• 23:34 @mhaynor I suggest wearing chaps, a t-shirt and nothing else. I've landed the job every time. #
• 23:39 The CBS Orchestra covering 25 or 6 to 4 is awesome. I <3 that band. #
• 23:53 Johnny Depp on Letterman is something. #
• 01:16 Fed Tess and down. Tiger on Fallon is pretty funny. #
• 01:28 Rooting for Cheadle on PAD. #
• 15:09 Hello Athens. #
• 15:49 @VegasChrisH Big day Las Vegas....big day. #

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• 22:14 One of the strangest news stories I've read in a while. bit.ly/q2BaO #
• 22:36 @gvonk Don't forget the baby #
• 22:57 Watching Wipeout and laughing my ass off. I've said it before and I'll say it again; people falling down = funny. #
• 13:00 RT @CobraCommander Played the Cosby Show theme song during morning executions and it was hysterical! #
• 18:11 Came home, was told Michael Jackson died and I waited for the punchline. #
• 20:45 ROFLMAO RT @comcastcares: Please stop spreading fake news on Twitter. It takes away from the great place this is. Jeff Goldblum is fine #
• 20:49 I'm over all the MJ news. Good music yes. But did we forget everything else about him when he died? #

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• 22:11 RT @FlagpoleMusic "We paid a whole Theatre payroll tonight!"- Parker Gispert #
• 09:32 The Today Show is going to cover Balloon Camp. Color me thrilled and nervous as hell. #
• 10:47 Holy crap! Paul McCartney at Piedmont Park. #
• 14:17 Debating between purchasing a new lawn mower or fixing the old one for $200. The grass is getting tall. #
• 15:08 Thankful that the decision was made for me. Going to repair the lawnmower but thanks for the feedback. #
• 19:08 Fairly certain @brettbawcum is getting hit on by a cougar. Entertaining and awkward. #

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• 22:09 There is nothing better than calling down an opponent with nothing but ace high, knowing you were ahead the whole time. #
• 22:33 Kid Rock's Storyteller is surprisingly good. #
• 22:33 @VegasChrisH Good luck!!! #
• 22:57 @MrTeller ROFL. I can visualize you changing your Twitter settings as we speak. #
• 23:05 But Green Day's was much better. #
• 23:24 Oh....and I shaved the baby beard off tonight. #
• 12:40 @ratevegas I LOVE that new feature. #
• 13:48 Next week someone is giving me $125 to tell them my opinions about beer. I love getting selected for market research studies. #
• 14:12 @gvonk This is a Schlessinger study. I'll send you the link #
• 15:43 @Ludakit I look forward to our adventures, my hetero-travel partner. #
• 20:03 Can't believe I'm watching Larry King. Tuning in just to hear what Doc Severenson has to say about Ed McMahon. #
• 20:41 @brettbawcum Excellent point. #
• 20:43 The DC bus crash is funnier than Joan Rivers. #
• 21:51 @mhaynor Good luck tomorrow! It's great to have you back in the south. Loved catching up with you Saturday night. #

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