• 23:27 @meghanvarn Excellent Garfunkel and Oates video! #

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• 23:09 @awolproductions You go through roommates faster than Spinal Tap goes through drummers. #
• 23:09 Just got some bad news. I didn't win the lottery. #
• 00:55 Jon Stewart has jumped the shark. #
• 09:29 Between attending Twilight over the weekend and reading Trappeze's news letter, I am really missing living in Athens today. #
• 11:43 My lunchtime laughfest. tinyurl.com/dfwx8n #
• 15:27 @pwalters1982 INMO, he's getting a little full of himself on every political issue. I tune into laugh,not to be told how to feel. #
• 15:31 @Hunter IF....Wynn bought C2, he'd rebrand it to "Cirque, Cirque" #
• 19:02 @pwalters1982 Among others, but yes. #
• 19:04 I'm over POTUS interrupting prime time television. #
• 19:16 Wash our hands and cover our coughing mouths? Really POTUS? Thanks for the tip. Should we also look both ways before crossing the street? #
• 19:59 Hey Charles Gibson, STFU! #

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• 22:48 Just realized that with the house off the market, I get my reading room back. I have a stack of books to catch up on. #
• 22:56 Watching Charlie Wilson's War. Again. I love Sorkin. #
• 13:29 Trying to find a copy of Zevon's Sentimental Hygiene. #

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• 22:43 Catching up with the internet. Oh, Hai. #
• 22:46 A few days late, but cool none the less....RT @AtlantaBeer: I Am A Craft Brewer [video] tr.im/jB4r #

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• 23:03 @Hunter Love..... West Wing. #
• 23:05 Watching The Comedians of Comedy. This is some funny funnny shit. #
• 08:53 @brettbawcum Tell Stafford we said congrats! #
• 11:17 The awards for the Gym Dawgs. Provided by JWR Jewelers. twitpic.com/3ywcf #
• 12:55 Barberitos consumed. Xenu I miss Athens. #
• 13:18 Change of location for this year. @ Lands Downe Road. Covered outdoor area. #

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• 22:45 @pezgirl13 ROFL!!! Uhm.....I also LOVE pickles. #
• 10:27 @ellengsauve @meghanvarn head/desk/stapler/head/desk/stapler/shredder #
• 13:08 @martinmatheny Raises hand #
• 13:38 @martinmatheny We should be downtown and in our normal Twilight spot (balcony of Boar's Head) by 3. Text me when you head downtown. #
• 13:41 Just pulled the house off the market. That's 15 months and 2 weeks of making the bed (amongst other things) that I'll never get back. #
• 21:06 Called the cops on the neighbors (again) for shooting off fireworks (again). Letter to HOA coming. Big night Marietta...big night. #

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• 22:09 @mostlymuppet ABC touted it as if we would see new clips. They lied. It blew. #
• 22:29 @mledford Wish I'd done that. #
• 08:01 Still fighting this damn cold/allergies. It's like Zyrtec just gave up. #
• 10:09 @davedaly Must. Have. Scheduler. One regret I have of my current model. But that's a good price. #
• 12:29 For those heading to Athens this weekend, www.athenstwilight.com/schedule.php #
• 13:53 I am sneezing with the force of 10 tornados. #
• 14:41 For the 1st time all day, I can breathe without sounding like a elephant with pneumonia #
• 15:10 @DrGray10 Snorting cocaine off of Peachtree Street. #
• 16:41 My work project has been approved to go public. @thefoxtheatre #
• 21:11 This is only a test #

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• 22:34 @Ludakit Yes!!! #
• 22:49 I love Saget but his new sitcom sucks. #
• 23:05 Wishing @galarza9 a happy birthday!!! #
• 10:46 @Ludakit I'm crying a huge bucket of tears for you. Try not to hit yourself in the face. #
• 12:25 Choosing between two gyms. It's going to come down to cost. #

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• 23:11 @Ludakit @mledford It's no secret that it's on the chopping block,I think they're trying to bring an end to the series JIC it's not renewed. #
• 09:47 Rescheduling Drs appointment again. This time, it's my fault #
• 10:52 Having lunch at Gordon Biersch with a guy named Gordon. No relation. #
• 14:18 Bouncing estimates from one lender to another. #
• 14:51 @galarza9 How'd she know? #
• 18:55 @ajbowen Then I challenge you to a dual. #
• 19:18 I want to do a killer Jeff Goldblum impression. #
• 20:07 @galarza9 Stop doing that. #
• 21:18 The Catholic League has a much bigger voice than it should. #
• 21:24 The Biggest Loser set off pregnancy waterworks. Hers, not mine. #
• 21:32 Just noticed; Google Sync from Outlook to Gcal, the iCal subscribes to Gcal. But not all of my events are showing up on iPhone. Ideas? #

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• 22:41 Loving the rain. #
• 00:06 Robot Chicken is only a 15 minute show, yet I'm watching my 3rd comcast weather interuption. #
• 08:25 @pmclanahan about a third of the way through. I'll let you know when I finish it. #
• 10:54 Doctors off just called and cancelled my apppoinment. Unamused face. #
• 12:55 @ellengsauve yes. #
• 20:56 @Ludakit agreed. #

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• 13:59 @davedaly Uhm..... Yes! Keep an eye out on Woot for a refurbished model to save a few $ and I would definitely get one with a scheduler. #
• 14:01 Apple for the MF win!!! iBook restored, notepad issue on Macbook fixed and iPhone swapped out. All in less than 30 minutes. I <3 Mac!!! #
• 16:31 As much as I don't want to give Bill Maher any money, I find the topic irresistible. I'm watching Religulous. #
• 18:11 Everytime I hear Tara's theme, I envision John conducting it. #
• 19:26 @alanashley Culvahouse and yup. #
• 19:27 @blaketyers Oh yes! Love the clap squad! #
• 20:18 Beyond excited for my day off tomorrow. Happy dance/face! #

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• 10:56 Today's overly ambitious to-do list; sleep in, go to the gym, take a nap. #
• 12:12 I have never seen anyone eat as much peanut butter as @ellengsauve has over the last six months. Sorry for the shortage. #
• 12:31 @martinmatheny Do you talk to that person often? #
• 13:02 @martinmatheny IMHO, I say make one call and if no answer, enjoy the profit. #
• 15:21 Going to give Just Fitness a try. #
• 18:40 At Wild Wing having the great baby naming discussion of 2009. Gertrude is off the table. #

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• 06:48 @gvonk Come on baby Vonk!!! #babyvonk #
• 10:27 @ellengsauve @tonysimon Link for the Stafford skeet video? #
• 10:37 @gvonk Congrats!!! #
• 11:57 @ally_ugadawg Whoa! Been there, done that. Here's to a speedy recovery! #
• 11:58 Effin scissors. twitpic.com/3gnvo #
• 17:21 Shrimp and beer and the couch. Not a bad way to start the weekend. #

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• 11:01 Free Jimmy John's from lunch #businesscardinfishbowlwin #
• 12:29 Hard to believe that four days from today will mark the 10th anniversary of Columbine massacre. #
• 14:17 Working on The Official/Unofficial RCB gathering; aka "The Event" #
• 14:55 I can haz? tinyurl.com/cy7ada #
• 15:11 And because someone asked, the Event will be June 20th....if the creek don't rise. #
• 16:56 @gvonk Thanks! Stamp accepted. #
• 16:56 Pregaming at Taco Mac before Beer Wars #
• 17:22 Add Cris Collingsworth to the list of people that I'm glad I'm not. #
• 19:06 At Beer Wars. She needed a teleprompter. #

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• 23:39 If I ever go on a talk show, remind me to sit in the middle of the chair and not lean into or away from the host. #
• 23:40 @superduty Bahahahahahahah! #
• 00:12 I despise all reality singing shows, but the Susan Boyles story/performance is quite something. tinyurl.com/c49rgl #
• 09:00 Compiling financial data for likely refi. #
• 09:49 @edsbs Craps craps craps craps craps craps www.nextshooter.com/commandments10 #
• 11:02 I find this highly amusing. firehydrantsguidetoatlanta.com/ #
• 17:28 @davedaly I believe it translates to "the bitch" #
• 18:48 Lying on the floor in my bedroom. Recovering from day 2 of working out at LA Fitness. I might never get up. #

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Late night drunk dial

I just got off the phone with a friend who thought it would be a good idea to call at 1:30 in the AM. I answered because 1) I was up and 2) I wanted to make sure he wasn't in jail.

The first part of the condensed conversation went as follows. His name has been omitted to protect him from himself.

Me: Hello?

Drunk Dialer: Hey buddy

Me: Everything ok?

DD: Oh yeah man.

Me: What are you doing?

DD: Having sex with you.

ME; (ROFL)

DD: I'm at Riteaid getting some.....oh I'm going to need a basket....That's 1...2...3...4...5...6, Powerades and I need some.....Diet Coke..... cause we're going to do some more drinking.........and a pack of......

Me: What did you do tonight?

DD: Oh, been drinking at [redacted]

DD: (Now at the check out counter suddenly sounding much more sober.) Yes ma'am, I'm also going to need a pack of Marlboro Lights

Me: (interjecting, hoping he would repeat what I was saying) and some lube....

He didn't fall for it.

10 commandments

SFW except for the burning bush and no, that's not a euphemism for anything.

• 22:25 Getting around to watching the season and likely series finale of Terminator: SCC only to find it was bumped for Fox 5 weather. Ghadamnit #
• 23:01 Thank you fox.com for commercial free content. #
• 07:08 When did Little Ceasar's make a come back in metro Atlanta? #
• 08:55 April is National Grilled Cheese month. Please plan accordingly. tinyurl.com/cmuyfp #
• 10:02 Does anyone else find it weird that Matt Stafford is going to be a guest on Jimmy Fallon Thursday night? tinyurl.com/cqxb3h #
• 14:55 The house is soldily in its 15 month of being on the market. This is not helping my state of mind. Ready to give up. #
• 15:27 @alanashley You have a copy of the original Angel Tag? #
• 15:40 @mledford Would you mind emailing me a copy? #
• 16:40 Having a beer and a snack at Miss and Turner's. There are far worse places to kill time. #
• 16:50 Watching Turner hold a pre-dinner rush menu run down and new beer tasting with the staff. #
• 20:36 Sexy picture (beer related and SFW) twitpic.com/3c1m4 #
• 21:30 Decisions made. Exploring refi options tomorrow. DM if you have a loan officer you'd recommend. #
• 22:03 Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin #

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• 10:17 This is my thrilled-it's-Monday face. Also, I cover my office in Uga swag. twitpic.com/39jfh #
• 10:37 @ellengsauve No, that would be dumb. #
• 14:16 @themestome Congrats! #
• 18:32 Test drove LA Fitness. Good but pricey. Will be going again either tomorrow or Wednesday. #

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• 00:10 @pezgirl13 He's prepping for taking over The Tonight Show on June 1st. #
• 07:33 You can ask Chick-fil-a to leave the salt off of your hashbrowns. Result=delicious! #
• 07:43 It appears all of 14th street's new I-beams are in place. #
• 09:04 sigh................... #
• 09:30 @davedaly Ouch, hope you feel better. #
• 10:13 Joe Martinez beaned by Mike Cameron, the slomo in HQ is heartbreaking (SFW) tinyurl.com/ce3wbh #
• 14:27 OMFG, Crate and Barrell spam email overload. You're up there with Crocs and iRobot. Stop it. Unsubscribing........now #
• 15:18 @gvonk Wow, you really took the plunge! Ok, I'm in. #
• 16:27 @manofgeorgia wirhout seeing the menu, I'd ask the staff for a ridiculous Belgian suggestion. #

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• 23:20 Just got the phone with K Hyde. He's in Chicago gigging with Derek Trucks. He sounds good. His brother had a baby. #
• 23:34 Thinking about using this for future trombone players that miss rehearsal. tinyurl.com/c22qjc #
• 13:26 Won lunch for the office from Jimmy John's and no, we don't have to sit through a financial presenation. #
• 14:08 Calling gyms for quotes. Stop playing games with me. #
• 16:43 Headin back for another gig. Jesus has really thrown a wrench into my workout schedule this week. #
• 19:06 I do believe I greatly underestimated the length of this service. #

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• 23:42 Researching Hindu Love Gods. The band not the.....well, the other. #
• 09:32 @ellengsauve I've created a monster. #
• 09:37 There are certainly much worse songs to have stuck in my head, but this Ray Lamontagne horn lick has got to go. #
• 09:55 Fighting off the urge to spend money on sushi for lunch. #
• 14:36 Birthday call to Grandma - Check. #
• 18:36 For an atheist, I spend an awful lot of time in church. #
• 19:29 I need a trombone player for a paying gig tomorrow. Must be able to sight read and not suck. #
• 19:56 @BobbyAsher thank you! #
• 20:26 @brettbawcum I've called Dave, Adam, and Kevin. Waiting to hear back. #

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• 10:03 OMG I WANT omgthatrocks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/steve-martin-business-card.jpg #
• 14:41 Heard the Sweewater rumor a little while back, but looks official now. No Hummer for the next 1-2 years. Booooooooo......... #
• 16:29 At Taco Mac Met. Trying the new peach wheat beer. #
• 21:48 @meghanvarn But how was the burger? #

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• 09:21 @tonysimon Indeed #
• 10:29 Aren't medical forms fun? #
• 13:05 @ellengsauve You're a furnace right now. You could step outside and raise the temperature of a four block area. #
• 14:07 @meghanvarn You could be at work. :-p #
• 16:43 Hidden bonus of working out at home. twitpic.com/2xib0 #
• 19:01 I'm watching @dooce on Oprah. The topic is motherhood. I should not be watching this. #freakedoutface #
• 21:10 At Whiskey Blue in the W in Buckhead. Swanky. Enjoying a glass of Knob Creek. #
• 21:22 @pezgirl13 :-) the whiskey selection here is good but the beer choices are non-existant. #

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• 23:40 Watching Oprah's special on the Yearning for Zion ranch. No, that's not a euphemism for anything. #
• 00:22 Thankful for good friends. #
• 06:43 Up way too early for a Sunday, but as they say; "Praise pays". #
• 10:20 2nd service, same as the first. #
• 16:08 Crib assembly. Determined not to fuck up my 2nd official act as a father. #
• 17:04 Crib assembled in under 50 minutes. I'd like to take the credit but a good product has good directions. Onto exercise. #
• 21:24 @mrplumplum That's what she said? #

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• 22:49 The line at the bar is three deep. Ordering carefully. #
• 22:50 Bob Dylan vocal warmups back stage #
• 23:52 I wish I could do this for a living. #
• 00:16 I'm gonna ring the bell #
• 11:36 WTF It's like Monday rush hour on 75/85S. #
• 13:21 @alanashley Tweet @comcastcares. Frank and his team have solved every issue I've had and GREAT customer service to boot. #
• 16:40 Writing a blog post that will never see the light of day. #
• 17:18 @misteroubre @pergirl Just venting and recording things for personal posterity :-) #
• 18:13 Oops. Ignore that previous (now deleted) tweet #
• 18:28 Headin to Ro Swell #

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• 22:42 The red band trailer for Bruno. Soooo NSFW tinyurl.com/dxnoar #
• 23:09 RE: Michael J Fox on Letterman; he looks better than the last time I saw him interviewed. #
• 09:11 Rocking a blood pressure of 120 over 76. Take that mid-thirties! #
• 10:54 At Ted's for lunch. The half sours are the most ridiculously addictive thing I've put in my mouth. #
• 12:07 Unammused by the UGA hire. No exp in the SEC or south and he has to recruit against UT, UF, Tech, and UK? #
• 13:04 @rustytanton Ha! I'm sure you're as ammused as I am/was with the Kiffin hire. #
• 17:19 @ellengsauve Oh hell......... #
• 21:17 At The Earl going to play with Modern Skirts. #

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• 22:30 Finally getting around to Lost. #
• 23:37 @Maigh LOL. Won't happen here. I went nuclear on someone last week for doing that on Twitter. #
• 00:16 @gvonk Damn you Vonk! #
• 00:17 Dude.....Spinal Tap on Leno was quite something. #
• 07:59 RT @MyTATix$1.00 subs at the new Jimmy Johns @ Peachtree & 9th from 11a-3p #
• 10:12 "Picking and choosing' is the nicer way of saying your judging the hell out of something. #
• 12:51 gchatting it up with @leighbsmith #
• 13:25 @Ludakit Where are you going? #
• 15:07 Just had an A-HA! moment regarding last night's Lost epi. #
• 16:28 Getting a crib. Not to be confused with a crypt. #
• 16:43 @pezgirl13 ROFL!!!!! #
• 18:53 @gvonk @mostlymuppet lots of pictures please. #
• 19:42 @mostlymuppet @gvonk Thanks! Cheers! #
• 21:28 Had to jump out of a perfectly good shower with a lathered face because I left the razor next to the sink #

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• 10:14 Anyone else notice a sharp dropoff in news content since the most recent round of layoff at AJC? #
• 11:52 www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/04/01/jillette.skid/index.html #
• 21:32 Admitting you have a problem is the first step. NyQuil is the 13th. #
• 21:48 @Hunter Yes! Yes you do! #
• 21:50 @Hunter Might I be so bold as to suggest any date between August 19th and 22nd? ;-) #

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