• 22:17 The new Magic Mouse looks like something out of Star Trek. #
• 22:18 Best Halloween costume bit.ly/129DXK #
• 23:08 @alanashley I write blogs that I'll never publish all the time. My fear is that one day I'll accdntlly hit "publish" instead of "save" :-) #
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• 23:44 Wishing I was in Vegas #
• 23:46 @anitamartini Switch to the Monopoly machines! And happy birthday! #
• 14:27 When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - R Dawkins. No god. #atheism #
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• 16:06 Homeless man peeing on a bench near the Starbucks on peachtree. Big day Atlanta. Big day. #

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Tess - 4.5 months

Dear Tess,

This month has come with lots of changes. First, you've left the "drunken midget" stage and entered the "pterodactyl impersonation" phase. Meaning you're more in control of your body and less likely to fling your head into my chest, but you've found your voice box and enjoy figuring out how high and long you can scream in a flying dinosaur-type way.

You found your feet but are unsure what they're for, other than repeatedly pulling your socks off.

Pulling your pacifier out of your mouth has become a common occurrence. However, you've shown a much improved ability to put it back into your mouth. Meaning that you pull it out at least five-hundred and eighty-two times today and you put it back it twice. You try often and are successful rarely, but I'll take it.

We added formula to your diet this week. For no other reason than to let your mother get more sleep. You took to it like I expect you to take to Jack Daniel's and good beer. Cheers!

Thursday night you and I had a date night at Wild Wing with Uncle Kit. Everything was going well until you blew out your diaper. And by "blew out" I mean you crapped so hard, it could have been used in a Mythbusters' episode. I have no idea how you shit so hard as to blow dung out the back of your diaper, but you do. Don't get me wrong, it's impressive. But ease up a little bit, you're going to blow an o-ring or something.

Friday night, you met your great-grandfather yesterday and he stared at you with love in his eyes. He just turned 90, so I don't know if you'll ever remember him, but he'll remember you. There was a wonderful sparkle in his eyes. Yes, you're special, but don't let that go to your head.

But the past 6 weeks have made the first 3 months worth it. You respond and interact. You smile and frown. You are starting to play and your personality develops more every day. You are a very sweet and tolerant child and I find myself loving you more everyday.

Love,

Dad

• 23:36 In case I hadn't mention this before; I love the Penn and Teller show at the #riovegas #
• 18:10 RT @BernieDawg: RT @MIkeInValdosta: Mike Slive handles @SECFootball officials the way Don King handles boxing judges. #Fail #Fix @Cheat #

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• 23:47 Watching the tribute to Fred Mills. Should have done this weeks ago just didn't have the heart to do it. #fb #
• 08:23 Phrase I didn't think I'd use today; I'm delievering a breast pump. #
• 09:08 @dawgtoons Or the Six Flags dude? #
• 12:46 Victoria Jackson from SNL is 50 years old. Put that in your handstand pipe and smoke it. #
• 13:21 Another unexpected result of growing my hair out; I can feel the wind blow through my hair. Totally different sensation from being bald. #
• 16:16 @pwalters1982 Its a month long experiment. #
• 16:17 My car smells like 20+ pounds of grain. That's cause it's Brew Day! #fb #
• 17:43 SOMEBODY loves brew day!! twitpic.com/lsjoo #

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• 22:29 @TheStripPodcast Yeah...but that's according to @robin_leach.... #
• 23:30 Always funny when Kimmel visit the barber shop. #
• 00:02 @awolproductions Have you tried teaming up with P&T for and AIDS discount/blood drive? #
• 00:21 In what universe does Fallon get the Monty Python cast? Disappointing = the interview was rehearsed. #
• 10:19 @popcandy "Have that removed" from Stripes. #
• 12:03 @mostlymuppet Happy birthday! #
• 13:26 Filing a claim against half.com user, oxbirds. Ordered the 4th season of Weeds a month ago and never received it. #
• 16:19 Oh Atlanta traffic, how I loathe thee. #
• 17:58 Daddy/ daughter date night at ye olde Wild Wing. #
• 19:55 @anitamartini That totally blows. May I get you another cocktail? #
• 20:42 @Hunter I use this site, but would like better options. www.lasvegasvegas.com/poker/tournaments.php #

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• 22:32 David Hale's blog is really starting to annoy me. Half the time he's writing about writing and defending his opinion as a writer. #
• 23:06 @jeffowens95 Happy Birthday Jeff! #
• 13:47 Very thankful for iPhone and ear buds. #
• 14:45 Made it to Tuesday afternoon before having to restart this POS Windows machine. #
• 21:10 I wonder who the intended demographic for Glee is. #fb #
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• 10:29 @MondayNight That's the same feeling I get from my sex workers. #
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• 22:05 Having unrealistic thoughts of what I would do if I won the lottery. #
• 22:35 @BobbyAsher Seriously, stop it. You're making me constantly hungry. #
• 09:10 Cool! A HTML/HEX to RGB color converter. bit.ly/QH4ov If it was 1995, I'd feel so ahead of the curve. #
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• 09:42 RT @ModernSkirtsUSA: Going into the studio at Chase Park with Drew V. to get "Eveready" set up for Rock Band. You heard me. #
• 13:03 RAIN, the Beatles show, is very very very good. #fb #
• 18:38 @rustytanton Nice! #
• 21:40 @gvonk Re:SNL. I think they bailed on doing an actual impersonation. They tried that, but nothing about the way he talks is funny. #
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• 22:21 Wanna feel old? It's the 20th anniversery of TMBG's "Flood". tinyurl.com/ykrkco8 #
• 22:30 That's the first time I have ever heard a mic'ed ref say "my bad". Funny funny shit. #
• 08:15 @gondeee Have fun! Big bucks, no whammies!!! #
• 12:12 Wondering when we forgot how to tackle. Or if we ever even knew. #
• 12:24 If there is a false start then blow the play dead. That's the way players get hurt. Dumb ass SEC refs. #
• 12:40 Who 's playing quarterback for UT? That certainly isn't the Crompton we've seen all season. #
• 13:19 Crompton and Cox have changed abilities for the day. #fb #
• 13:33 THAT'S the Crompton I know. #
• 13:49 RT @BernieDawg: Hey Willie..ur gettin skool'd by college fooootbalz villij ideeot! #
• 13:50 I'm going to sleep. Wake me next football season. #
• 13:50 I'm going to sleep. Wake me next football season. But only if Martinez is gone. #
• 13:56 Well this is a fucking stellar development. twitpic.com/l0152 #
• 14:02 Caustic phone call to Peachtree TV completed. If it happens again their number is 404-575-7888. #
• 18:25 @the5thqurtrshow Debating allugadawg is a waste of time; she has more loose screws than Ga Tech has nerds. #

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• 22:36 @capnbecki Can you email me that or tweet a link? Sounds very cool! #
• 22:47 Damn it Mizzou!!! #
• 22:57 Take the last tweet and repeat as necessary. #
• 23:11 Jezzis.......Why are there NBA scores on the ticker? Didn't their season just end? Please raise your hand if you care about the NBA. #
• 23:59 I just realized I have a flu shot scheduled for the morning. This is my thrilled face. #
• 07:26 @LadyOob Congrats!!! #
• 07:27 As I pulled onto Lower Roswell I realized I should take Tess to daycare and not with me to work. #
• 10:34 RT @CobraCommander Your Nobel Prizes amuse me. It must make one feel good to win an award who's top qualification is a lack of balls. #
• 12:16 @gvonk He was very gentle. #
• 15:38 @perhaes Yes....to the best comps. I'm an MGM/Mirage guy, but if I receive better offers from other properties, I'll take them up on it. #
• 16:43 At @tmacmetropolis for dinner. Ordering their chicken nachos with chips on the s ide is the way to go. #
• 16:44 Also, @AtlantaBeer is here. Younger and thinner than I expected him to be. #
• 17:05 Don & @atlantabeer pouring the cask of Terrapin Big Hoppy Monster. #
• 17:07 The pic thy should have accompanied that last tweet. twitpic.com/kvs3f #
• 21:46 @themestome She stole my heart and my cat? #

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• 22:01 Hate to say it but Mitch Hedburg's recent album (released posthumously), kind of bites. #
• 22:09 Because of my new beautiful baby girl, I can't make Podcastapalooza. But I'm THRILLED to hear that it'll be streamed live. #vegas #
• 22:54 @DeviousMuse Had the same issue. It was the coils. I banged my head against the wall and then turned over the 1k to get it replaced. #
• 01:02 Just finished watching last night's Letterman. Paul's stories were fantastic!!! #
• 07:14 @Ludakit Umpteenth presentation of your career; can't hold anything back. #
• 07:18 Good morning uber hipster douche bag dropping his kid off at daycare. They paint the stripes in the parking lot for a reason. #
• 12:15 Don't know what felt stranger; holding the comb or the sensation on my scalp that I havn't felt in 9-10 years. #
• 13:53 @davedaly Not yet. You'll see for yourself on Saturday. #
• 13:54 If this monthly hair experiment has tought me one thing, it's that I've lost a lot of hair in the last 9-10 years. #
• 16:53 @ModernSkirtsUSA ROFL #
• 20:21 @johnwegl ME TOO!!! twitter.com/russellsauve/status/3415652151 #
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• 20:35 @Ludakit LOL. I'm watching it now, expect a full written review followed by a cuddle. #
• 21:32 Mizzou!!! #
• 21:43 I can't believe I made it through the first minute of The Office without vomiting. #

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• 08:59 Woke up feeling better, feeling worse as the day goes on. Doing shots of Robitussin at my desk. Could go for a glass of NyQuil on the rocks #
• 10:29 RT @phVegas If you're wondering, today's "Google Doodle," is a bar code celebrating 57th anniversary of bar code's patent on 10/7/52 #
• 18:07 @davedaly next time spend the money on a new basement and hookers. #
• 19:55 @Ludakit WOOHOO!!! #
• 19:56 @meghanvarn Also....WOOHOO!!! #
• 20:26 @meghanvarn The "WOOHOO!!!" was in reference to "more booze". And also about the Friday thing, but mainly, the booze. #
• 20:40 @phVegas This is my jealous face. AGT is my summer time guilty entertainment pleasure. #

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SPLASH!!! Can you hear me now?

Georgia Girl drops things all the time. Drinking glasses, noodles, miscellaneous electronics (thus why we have separate iPods and digital cameras), babies (not yet), and her laptop (thus why she isn't allowed to use my Mac).

She also treats electronic equipment with the same reckless abandon that I unleash on Jehovah's Witnessess and any other solicitors who ring my doorbell during nap time.

Today, these two idiosyncrasies collided as her two week old Blackberry leapt out of her hand and submerged itself into the toilet.

After being rescued and placed in front of the hair dryer for a spell, the Blackberry is doing just fine.

I didn't ask if the water in the toilet was pre or post use. But I also don't intend on touching her phone again either.

Tess's new favorite song

To the theme of "Spider-man" or "Spider-pig" depending on your point of pop culture reference.

Spider-Tess,
Spider-Tess,
Does whatever a Spider-Tess can.

Fill her pants;
with the poop.
Likes to suck;
on the boob.
Look out;
Here comes the Spider-Tess

• 07:27 One of the few bonuses from staying home sick from work; West Wing reruns on Bravo. #
• 08:32 The side effects of Max strength Robitussin are highly underrated. Good night Phoenix! #
• 16:00 Why yes, I think I will have another shot of Robitussin. #

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• 23:29 Ellen just slept walked. We had a 3 minute conversation that she won't remember. That was some funny funny shit. #
• 00:02 @rustytanton "Slapfight" might be the best term for Sat. I wouldn't bet this game either way, we don't know which teams are going to show. #
• 12:27 Brando says get rid of Excessive Celebration, starts at 4:49. bit.ly/9GA0v #
• 15:44 It didn't cost us the game but... RT @dawgtoons SEC head of officials: Refs made bad call on Green penalty: tinyurl.com/yelutb6 #
• 1 7:11 @mgmgrand 1 free night for all of your followers!!! #
• 19:58 Zicam To-Go is the worst tasting medicine I've had in a long time. At least NyQuil has the big "Q" to lull you into your green coma. #fb #

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• 14:27 Yard slayed and meatloaf for tomorrow's dinner is in the oven. Chilling on the couch with Tess. #
• 19:21 Tallgrass IPA. VERY mild malt flavors, not well balanced, very sneaky & bitter hoppy finish. Very drinkable. tinyurl.com/y9zb5co #
• 21:11 I'm not shaving until October is over. This includes my head that hasn't been covered since c. 1999. Good luck everybody. #
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• 21:31 @davedaly Not yet. #

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• 18:34 The only thing that can make this day bearable is if Tech gets spanked. #
• 18:39 @brettbawcum done. #
• 20:20 Most people that call into the @the5thqurtrshow are idiots. No disrespect to the onair talent; just the dialers. #

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• 09:36 Last day off from work; can't hold anything back. #
• 10:56 At Muss and Turner's for lunch. Burger, fries and a Brdigeport IPA. Last day of vacation; can't hold anything back. #
• 16:47 I love Pulpwood Smith, NSFW bit.ly/27brqB #
• 19:34 If Pitt followed Louisville's lead, their jerseys would read "The Sburgh" #

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• 22:13 Oh Come On Glee! More funny, less drama! #fb #
• 00:13 Madonna on Letterman; always at least mildly amusing. #
• 12:19 @davedaly Had a great time. Thanks for the tour. #
• 18:14 @catherinedk we're at the bar. Come by and say hi. #

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