If you ever decide to give me any lip about skipping some of your monthly letters, please know that my response will be to ground you until Xenu comes back.
This is going to be kind of a bulleted list and less of a letter. Life's hard, get a helmet.
- You turned 1. We had a party. You ate cake and got high on sugar.
- I have seen you open mouth kiss a boy. And he kissed back. His name was Cole.
- It seems your grunting phase is over and your onto full babbling. Mom said you said "Dadada" over and over again while I was mowing the lawn a few weeks ago, but I'm still not sure if you know my name.
- When Mom was feeding you a few weeks ago, you successfully signed the symbol for "more". That really kind of blew my mind a little bit.
- I saw you haul off and smack a kid at day care about a week ago. He was all up in yo grill n' stuff. (sorry) So you smacked him. He had it coming. The teacher told and showed you the sign for "gentle" and your demeanor changed instantly. You know a LOT more that you're letting on. You're going to make a great poker player.
Dad
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