One day you'll learn putting your nose into someone's crotch has a very distinct meaning.
Monday, July 11, 2011
I've been using MobileMe to run a simple little personal website. It was nothing fancy; just a place to call home on the internet. I'm not super HTML savvy and I didn't have the time to build and do what I wanted from scratch, but iWeb and MobileMe made the experience super easy and mostly brainless. It was a typical Apple product; it just worked. But for whatever lame reason, Apple is throwing out MobileMe like Atlanta Public Schools is throwing away student test results. (Hey-Oooo!)
But there was a page that I kept updated with quotes I liked and the occasional stupid thing I said. So for posterity's sake...
Quotes I Like or Said that I or other people found amusing
"Honestly had I taken this whole career thing seriously I would have named it something else cause it’s the worst fucking band name in the world." - Dave Grohl
"It frightens me the awful truth of how sweet life can be." - Bob Dylan
"Sometimes good command decisions get compromised by bad emotional responses." - Ben Linus
"Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative." - Garrett Vonk
"All we see of someone at any moment is a snapshot of their life: there in riches or poverty, in joy or despair. Snapshots don’t show the million decisions that led to that moment." - Richard Bach
"Beer pong is never a good idea" - RRS
"What Would the flying spaghetti monster do?"
"Never practice two vices at once" - Tallulah Bankhead
"Score one for liquor and poor judgment." - Sheldon Cooper
"I have hard time English Language." - RRS
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
"I can't kill myself, I have too many responsibilities." - Charlie Bartlett
"We're only a six pack away from justice." - Kit Kitchens
"Without friends, no one would choose to live." - Aristotle
"Give your heart to Jesus, because your ass is mine." - Kit Kitchens
"If you can't be a good example you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning." - Catherine Aird
"Fried okra doesn't travel well." - RRS
"The people who are trying to make this world worse aren’t taking a day off. How can I?" - Bob Marley
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