Quick note to Tess

Dear Tess,

One day you'll learn putting your nose into someone's crotch has a very distinct meaning.

Love,

Dad

Hi Internet! *Waves frantically*

I've been using MobileMe to run a simple little personal website.  It was nothing fancy; just a place to call home on the internet.  I'm not super HTML savvy and I didn't have the time to build and do what I wanted from scratch, but iWeb and MobileMe made the experience super easy and mostly brainless.  It was a typical Apple product; it just worked.  But for whatever lame reason, Apple is throwing out MobileMe like Atlanta Public Schools is throwing away student test results. (Hey-Oooo!)

But there was a page that I kept updated with quotes I liked and the occasional stupid thing I said.  So for posterity's sake...

Quotes I Like or Said that I or other people found amusing

"Honestly had I taken this whole career thing seriously I would have named it something else cause it’s the worst fucking band name in the world." - Dave Grohl

"It frightens me the awful truth of how sweet life can be." - Bob Dylan

"Sometimes good command decisions get compromised by bad emotional responses." - Ben Linus

"Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative." - Garrett Vonk

"All we see of someone at any moment is a snapshot of their life: there in riches or poverty, in joy or despair.  Snapshots don’t show the million decisions that led to that moment."  - Richard Bach

"Beer pong is never a good idea" - RRS

"What Would the flying spaghetti monster do?"

"Never practice two vices at once" - Tallulah Bankhead

"Score one for liquor and poor judgment." - Sheldon Cooper

"I have hard time English Language." - RRS

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

"I can't kill myself, I have too many responsibilities." - Charlie Bartlett

"We're only a six pack away from justice." - Kit Kitchens

"Without friends, no one would choose to live." - Aristotle

"Give your heart to Jesus, because your ass is mine." - Kit Kitchens

"If you can't be a good example you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning." - Catherine Aird

"Fried okra doesn't travel well." - RRS

"The people who are trying to make this world worse aren’t taking a day off. How can I?" - Bob Marley