While reading the third page you, OUT OF EFFIN' NOWHERE, starting counting in Spanish with no problem and up to the number 8 which was the number of the animals on the page. I asked you what came after ocho and you quickly responded with "nueve" and "diez". After I picked my brain off the floor I realized this has only one logical conclusion.
On Saturday I am going to drop you off on Roswell Road to be hired as a translator for day-laborers or to be a day-laborer. Either way, it's time to start earning your keep with your set of marketable skills.
Also, the Sprayberry branch of Primrose daycare is fantastic.