Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Tess's new favorite song

To the theme of "Spider-man" or "Spider-pig" depending on your point of pop culture reference.

Spider-Tess,
Spider-Tess,
Does whatever a Spider-Tess can.

Fill her pants;
with the poop.
Likes to suck;
on the boob.
Look out;
Here comes the Spider-Tess
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1 comment:

  1. Brett12:02 AM

    For the sake of posterity (or as some may say, "prosperity") I would like to include my version of the Spider-pig lyrics for my de facto daughter Isabella.

    Izzie-bear
    Izzie-bear
    Does whatever an Izzie-bear does
    Spins a web
    Goes to court
    Kills the criminals with a spork
    Look out
    Here some the Izzie-bear

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